Soaking a tampon in strong liquor, before inserting it into the vagina. The purpose of this is to get very drunk, without drinking any calories. Be aware that the chance of OD is very high.
by Miffy112233 April 05, 2024
-Dude she is kinda cute... you know her?
-Bro of course I know her I was with her once at a party and we drank together...
-Dude, you're slimming again
-Bro of course I know her I was with her once at a party and we drank together...
-Dude, you're slimming again
by SlimSlayer69 May 10, 2024
“Man he really acts like a good guy, but we all know he is a Slim-Bob.”
“Agreed. He is just putting on an act, but I guess whatever floats their boat. L”
“Agreed. He is just putting on an act, but I guess whatever floats their boat. L”
by Slim-Bob October 19, 2017
doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
How was that edible marijuana, Fran.
Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.
Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.
by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018