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craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
mugGet the craigs-hookmug.

craig

A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.
Person: I should get all my Ex's numbers and send em' a craig.

This example uses craig.
by craig48thecraggiestcraig September 17, 2023
mugGet the craigmug.

Craig

A white kid that has the resemblance of the danibals monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball and is very likely to be the next MJ. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist kid, a fortnite kid, a Christian boy, a kid who likes a certain girl who they don’t stop talking about, and a fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.
Aidan is such a fucking Craig.
by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020
mugGet the Craigmug.

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by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020
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Craig

A general term used to describe small, silly looking rail vehicles. Most often narrow gauge locomotives.

The origin of the term is unknown, as it probably originated in a discord conversation many years ago.
"The SBB Tm II and the KTM class 25 are my favourite craigs"
by Chrookie February 22, 2023
mugGet the Craigmug.

Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul
My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig
by Big Jenny November 23, 2021
mugGet the Craigmug.

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