rule 34b

If it exists, there is a sex toy for it.

“Check out my new Stranger Dongs, it’s my demogorgon dildo it’s a rule 34b”

by Wilsonwade April 20, 2018

Rule 34P

If a dog exists you can find him on the internet and pet him if you look long enough

Alice: Aaawww all these dogs are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: Rule 34P, you definitely can, but you have to be prepared and at full petting capacity, otherwise you'll overdose on cuteness!
Alice: Totally worth it! I would rather die from too much petting than without it!

by Artiquno June 10, 2018

rule 34r

a variation of rule 34. if it exists, there is a subreddit for it

person 1:have you read (insert anything here)
Person 2:no, but i just found the subreddit for it
person 1:how?
person 2:because rule 34r

by gasman7 January 21, 2019

Gabby 3445

One of the best most beautiful and caring person you will ever meet. She will Be your best friend for ever. She will always be so nice to you and have a lot of inside jokes if you are one of her friends. She hates apples never give her apples. She will care for you when you need it and hug you and make you laugh when you need it too. Try to always be nice to her or she will not be your friend anymore. She is a friend that you will need forever in your life.She will always make you happy and always boost your day

Gabby 3445 is the best girl in the world

by Hehehehhessksksksksks December 9, 2019

Rule 34M

If it exists, there's meme of it

Jeff:"is there a meme about me?"
Bill:"rule 34M"

by Chick repeller May 6, 2021

rule 34g

If you google anything and scroll down far enough, you’ll find porn, with some exceptions of course, for example, I googled konosuba and there was no porn

LMAO I JUST DISPROVED RULE 34G

by Turkroach in ud ジ June 18, 2021

Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" has been said to a person you are married to that means you need to buy them a onigiri

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri nerd?"
<someone's spouse>"what why?!"
<that someone's spouse>"Its rule 3425!!"

by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022