Mike Orlando

Semi popular at push play concerts. An extremely nice and handsome individual. He is defiantly well liked by everyone!

Mike Orlando

by 123654785 June 19, 2008

Mike McRibbed

Putting food (preferably meat) down a seat in someone’s car and not telling them about it, creating a untraceable odour.

Joe who were those guys I drove home last weekend?They Mike McRibbed me!

by Smillyman4 October 23, 2018

Lil Mike

He is caring, but has lots of anger issues. He loves making friends, but is making enemies too. Don't mess with him, you will regret it. Likes everyone and no one at the same time. Very apologetic. Sensitive, but doesn't hesitate to show someone how he feels. If he likes you, he LOVES you. Don't let him go, you'll regret it.

Annoying kid: Bla bla annoying garbage
Lil Mike: Shut up. You're so dumb.

by Lil Mike Olivarez July 22, 2020

Re-Mike it

The act in which a person re-does a chore or activity because, it was not up to their standards. In many cases this person may be considered to be too much of a perfectionist. This could be from a parent, friend or other acquaintance.

I just loaded the dishwasher, and dad re-Miked it… Again, He always has to Re-Mike it.

by ACS1991 June 14, 2010

The Mike Tyson

Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.

Accidents happen, Kevin. Even though you pulled The Mike Tyson, she's got another ear.

by Steve Shifty Shaft January 18, 2011

Mike Webber

A name given to the best bar managers in the world.

"Have you checked out the Stadium bar yet?"
"No, but I heard they have a Mike Webber there so it must be awesome and perfect!"

by God4bid December 17, 2011

Mike Haggar

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.

Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.

by AngelMekk February 28, 2020