A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.
He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.
Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.
Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.
Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.
Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”
“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
Get the Gag Hagmug. by finnisstupid December 20, 2023
Get the ass hagmug. the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011
Get the Hag Lobstermug. Hedge witch. Village witch. Hag is derived from Latin ‘holy woman’ A Hag is a wise woman, Pagan or Christian or Secular, that is called to the role of service to the community. Direct action, herbalism, community care, minding the sick, social justice and mental health triage are among the responsibilities. Hags commonly cover the crown of the head with a scarf or hat when working.
Hey get that Hag lady! Someone is ODing in the alley and she said she has Narcan.!
Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!
Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!
by MayHemme July 31, 2021
Get the Hagmug. by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022
Get the Flag Hagsmug. by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020
Get the Bessie Hagmug. by Swizzle d October 14, 2023
Get the Piss hagmug.