The hottest guys in the world. They usually have a flat ass, but their massive bulging cocks make up for it. They can also perform anal sex on themselves when erect, AND soft.
by CoolGuyCooper November 2, 2021
Get the Joe Romanomug. Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever
by DogLover_cool July 9, 2023
Get the Trader Joe’smug. An Italian man. has a brother that is taller, stronger and hotter than him. Joe claims to be the hottest man in syo, top 2 but not 2. He has a really bad haircut and used to be fat. Everyone misses the fat joe but now he is more focused on getting those gains as he takes creatine.
by Black default skin March 10, 2022
Get the Joe Gaglianomug. by ewa-? October 5, 2019
Get the Joemug. He is typically handsome, highly intelligent, well rounded however he has the characteristics of rapper future himself. His charm and third leg can have you seeing things that are not there, more so making him even for intoxicating and toxic. Be careful with Joe.
by Enaid December 26, 2021
Get the Joemug. Joe Bucket also goes under the alias "Grandpa Joe". Some of you may know him from Willy Wonka and others may know him as "You mean the guy whos legs were out of service for 21 years?" Then decided to fuckin Un-Walt Jr himself and partake in his Assbang filthy grandson's Chocolate Factory field trip. Joey Buckz is a piece of shit. Don't be a joey Buckz.
What? he cut his legs off and was walking on invisible stilts? Sounds a little fishy Todd. Did you tell Tanner?
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
Tanner: Oh I heard all about it man! My turtle said he saw JB perform a toe loop, flip, lutz triple axle in his filthy fuckin jam packed single room occupant shit hole he calls home.
Carter: oh dam, ya'll talking about that big brown bucket? I took a dump in that the other day and left it next to Charlies window.
Tanner: UH, no dude, we're talking about Joe Bucket, that twink charlies grandpa.
Carter: Don't tell anyone but the reason why I pulled A Joe Bucket yesterday and didnt show up was because I snuck into JBs Shitshack and I brushed my asshole with his toothbrush.
by ShuffleTits October 6, 2022
Get the Joe Bucketmug. Example: Your being joe as fuck why u all on his dick like that…
Example 2: Your way too joe for me..
Example 2: Your way too joe for me..
by zoedie215 June 4, 2022
Get the joemug.