dog's dick

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.

'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'

by black_dog March 27, 2007

pooh dick

The result of penetrating a dirty butthole. It is always good ettiquite to enema yourself before engaging in anal sex.

I was plugging Roger up the ass, and caught a wiff of crap. I looked down and to my dismay, a nasty case of pooh dick.

by Topher30 December 7, 2006

taffy dick

when the penis is in a semi-flacid state, not unlike taffy

Colin got taffy dick that bitch said!

by jesse mckinney October 25, 2003

Chewbacca Dick

Usually intails an extremely hairy cock shaft.

Austin showed Allison his dick and she said he has a total Chewbacca Dick.

by Nick McGillvaray June 3, 2007

Dick Nazi

a very sexist and lesbian figure that has a strict belief in the vagina and hates the dick so much they are willing to genocide all dicks and express enormous hate towards the male genitalia.

guy1: man that chick is such a dick nazi

guy2: yeah i know, i drew a dick on the chalkboard and she started yelling about how all dicks should burn in hell.

guy1: what a dick nazi

by bone me gently April 5, 2009

Elbow Dick

The condition in which a penis is bent so terribly bad that it resembles the shape of an elbow. At which point it is conveniently used to fuck objects around corners, at random angles and frequently to tap people on the opposite shoulder so they look the other way and no one is really there.

Example 1: "I nailed that bitch from under the bed with my elbow dick son."

Example 2: "I fuck a bitch sideways with my elbow diiiick."

by Gogsyn December 8, 2009

dicking around

playin around, not bein serious

yo, stop dicking around and do ya job, ya lazy bum!

by da madd scientist October 30, 2003