Flamin' Hot Monster

A poo you take after too many trips to 7 11 buying flamin' hot cheetos and monster energy drinks

"I should not have made that last 7 11 stop! Give it another 15 minutes and I'm gonna be taking a nasty Flamin' Hot Monster."

by luckystiff27 September 28, 2011

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Alabama hot pocket

When you fill your girls pussy with shit then fuck her til it burns

Man this nasty bitch wanted an Alabama hot pocket

by That dude 1time January 25, 2020

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HBP - Hot By Proxy

When a girl makes herself seem more attractive by hanging around with ugly and/or fat "friends".

Bob: Man, I thought that chick was so hot, but without her friends, she's fugly.

Joe: Yeah man, she's HBP - Hot By Proxy.

by Famek July 4, 2009

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Different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no.

The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.

There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.

"Dude, I am pretty fucked up, so I am switching to the Binary Scale of Hotness"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"

by Alpha Nude Omega November 27, 2009

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eskimo hot glue

When a man ejaculates between two objects to make them stick together.
(They may have run out of glue)
(Doesn't have to be an eskimo)

1. Oh no, I've run out of glue. It looks like I'll have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick the pictures to my poster for history class.

2. Oh no, I've run out of paper clips. I'll just have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick my son's personal information, such as his birth certificate and social security, so he can get his drivers permit.

by Gman GL January 7, 2011

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