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Monkey Beat 

To team up on a single person with about two others, who most likey curled up on the ground but can be standing, and to slap then over and over. Usually used for everyone's amusement.
Jesse, Curtis and I all monkey beat Anthony
Monkey Beat by Mars November 21, 2004

monkey gland 

A type of sauce...no shit.Not really monkey though.
"Which isle is the monkey gland in?"
"Foreign foods dude."
monkey gland by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005
"Lets go smoke a Monkey!" or "Can I hit That Monkey?"
Monkey by K-Fam January 3, 2008

monkey rage 

Monkey rage genetics are the innevitability for a nigger to become aggressive for seemingly no apparant reason at all.
Spending no longer than 30 minutes with a black you will start to sense their monkey rage genetics being activated.

Zoo Monkey 

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
Zoo Monkey by moley26 July 27, 2009

sleep monkey 

slut. and or sluttish person. a person who is entirely TOO permiscuous or wants to do something dirty all the time.
some one with a naked picture of themselves as their profile picture and friend requests you. Even if they dont know you. sleep monkey.