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Monterey Jack

The act of pouring spoiled milk all over your penis and shoving it inside your partner's anal cavity, which had a cheez whiz inserted. Then let it ferment for three weeks. Before ejaculating inside.
"Smile did you see me and my bitch did the Monterey jack a couple of days before." "Yeah, I saw you on the dinner table at your stepparents. You sick fuck."
by younevabeentoorgnifyouneva August 4, 2021
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Jack

“Jack is kind of a bozo (L+ratio)” -Collin
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Jacking

A New York slang word. A verb.

Jacking refers to a state of believing that something is true/being fond of the idea of something.
“I’m jacking pizza for dinner tonight.” (example one the speaker is fond of the idea of having pizza tonight)
“I’m jacking Molly is upset about us eating without her.” (Example 2 the speaker believes that Molly is upset about not being included.)
by Ihopethatmadecents April 17, 2025
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jack ruwald

jack ruwald is the hottest and most sexist guy ever. he is the next big thing. he will be a very famous broadway actor in the near future and a TV and film actor. he has 0 friends except himself. overall jack is the most amazing guy ever. he is so nice and everyone loves him. sike
guy: he have you heard about jack ruwald?
girl: yeah, my butthole is still aching from his BBC!
by furry goals 123 September 16, 2020
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jack glasper

A sexy man, often known as glapper or the Eiffel Tower, biggest sesh monster
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Jack

Jacks (Banners) are specimens of a high land mass of about 1 tonne. They are prone to offer everyone on but never follow up on it. Also he has shit house parties.
Why, Jack sure is looking fat today.
by Banner has a big chin February 20, 2019
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Mariah jack

Gyal name Mariah jack is the most loyal gyal out here right now she wouldn't horn you and she could cook roti plus she funny get a gyal like mariah
Boy1: Aye boy you see that smallie going CuC?

Boy2: who Mariah jack?

Boy1: yes boy I hear she is de perfect gyal she don't horn plus she funny and she could cook

Boy 2: I need a gyal like Mariah yes

Boy 1: same but it don't have anyone like Mariah
by Mariah 👑 November 23, 2021
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