Doing a Payne

Saying you’ll be right back, but never actually coming back.

Man, Thomas is doing a Payne.

by Purple King April 10, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Do a Kanye

When you buttchug some Hennessy

Person 1: (drunkenly) ay ay man wanna buttchug
Person 2: (drunkenly) Hell yea man ... ay bro lets do a kanye
Person 1: (drunkenly) YEAA

by sowhatiget April 9, 2021

To do a Gerry

The lazy ability to wander aimlessly for an extended period of time, void of purpose, drive or shame. Happy in the comfort that he can carefully avoid work without fear of retribution.

Fuck sake you lazy twat , stop doing a Gerry!!!
I can't believe Gerry set that hose pipe up 3 hours ago and still hasn't washed a car.
anyone know where Gerry the wanderer has gone the lazy twat he has gone to do a Gerry
Gerry has gone to drop a car a mile away but he will stretch it out all day.

by blueyonderpink February 10, 2022

do or die.

You're do or die is someone you'd do anything for or someone that would do anything for you even on the limit of death.

"Dude I love her man"
"You do?"
"Yeah, she's my do or die."

by msam𝓔ricana. February 4, 2024

doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place

"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024