dick oven

Of or relating to a vagina

That girls dick oven was so warm, i took mine out when it was done.

I sure wouldn't mine cooking in her dick oven.

by chickenkiller26 March 24, 2010

Dick Nazi

a very sexist and lesbian figure that has a strict belief in the vagina and hates the dick so much they are willing to genocide all dicks and express enormous hate towards the male genitalia.

guy1: man that chick is such a dick nazi

guy2: yeah i know, i drew a dick on the chalkboard and she started yelling about how all dicks should burn in hell.

guy1: what a dick nazi

by bone me gently April 5, 2009

dick Monster

A small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.

1.) Dang T, Big Mama Rashon is such a dick monster. She's always buyin' you flowers and cards.

2.) Woah, that dick monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while I was fagged.

3.) Damn, did that dick monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?

by J and Bill April 22, 2007

dog's dick

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.

'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'

by black_dog March 27, 2007

Chewbacca Dick

Usually intails an extremely hairy cock shaft.

Austin showed Allison his dick and she said he has a total Chewbacca Dick.

by Nick McGillvaray June 3, 2007

dicking around

playin around, not bein serious

yo, stop dicking around and do ya job, ya lazy bum!

by da madd scientist October 30, 2003

Elbow Dick

The condition in which a penis is bent so terribly bad that it resembles the shape of an elbow. At which point it is conveniently used to fuck objects around corners, at random angles and frequently to tap people on the opposite shoulder so they look the other way and no one is really there.

Example 1: "I nailed that bitch from under the bed with my elbow dick son."

Example 2: "I fuck a bitch sideways with my elbow diiiick."

by Gogsyn December 8, 2009