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take you to church

When someone totally destroys you in a fight you are so terrified that you change your life to be as non-confrontational as possible.
Luis: I'm gonna beat yo ass!
Juan: Keep talking and by the end of the night I'm going to be take you to church
Luis: I'm a GANGSTA!

*After Fight*

Juan: You still talking shit?
Luis: ... I think I'm gonna start going to church...
by Abraham K. Biggs., Jr December 27, 2007
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you thirsty for dick

U want dick u need it eat it swallow it u just love dick
Lucy: I'm so thirsty
Eli: you thirsty for dick
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Fuck you all!

Expletive made by an angry person that is followed inevitably by a cape flourish or a hissy fit, and usually never founded on anything concrete. Often occurs after said person realizes that he or she has been the target of a joke that everyone else in the room is in on.

Usually accompanied by a dramatic exit not without dark muttering and an inevitable door slam. Can sometimes result in that person not speaking to the addressed people for a few days, but inevitably this does not last long as the said person usually tries to make his way back into the party by downplaying the severity of the hissy fit.
-"Hey guys what are you doing?"
-"Your mom."
-"Fuck you all!"

*dramatic exit followed by door slam and crying*
by Spatch Adams May 1, 2009
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knuck if you buck

knuckle up if you are buck wild

crime mob, nigga.


put your brass knuckles on and fight if you are buck wild
knuc if you buc you po ass nigga
by g unit March 16, 2005
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Fuck you, asshole!

As we all know, this is a phrase that the Terminator (portrayed by actor/bodybuilder/now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger) picks up during a street fight to get some clothes. He uses it later on a custodian who's collecting trash from the hotel rooms.
Here's some dialog from the 1984 movie "The Terminator":

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 12, 2008
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punch-you-in-the-face

A typical jewish comeback. Originally used frequently in a classic Jewish comedy sitcom entitled "Temple Bank".
I'm gonna punch-you-in-the-face at a incredibly fast pace of speed.
by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003
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the fuck you say to me you little shit

Ninja when he is called a fagot by a kid on h1z1 and goes all out
Kid: aw fuck you fagot
Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
by Blqckout April 25, 2019
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