kids

The most annoying thing you will ever encounter

I hate KIDS!!!!! There to loud. children

by Illuminati was taken March 28, 2018

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Kid

Not mike wheeler.

Mike: wE'rE nOt KiDs AnYmOre

by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019

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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

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Green Screen Kid

A cesspool of garbage content on youtube shorts where literal children on their parents phones go and steal other peoples videos and get way more views than the original

Guy: makes a somewhat decent video
kid: steals the video

Guy: hey this Green Screen kid stole my video

by werykul February 18, 2024

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iPad kid society

The moniker given to the country Indonesia as the country with world's highest average screen time — i.e. 6.05 hours per day throughout early 2020's, now 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025. This Indonesian people's screen time is claimed to "rival that of iPad kids", hence the prefix "i-" in this slang term "iPad kid society" (meaning "the society consisting of persons who are addicted to screens") akcually stands for "Indonesia".

With everyone in Indonesia glued to their screens for over 7 hours a day, it's no wonder we call it the iPad kid society.

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025

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