Fat Kid Asthma is when someone runs a short distance, but is hella winded half way through.
Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.
Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.
-Running the mile is a quarter way through one lap-
Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!
Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!
by Troublepaws October 2, 2018
Get the Fat Kid Asthmamug. by FatBallzHangin April 17, 2023
Get the Fat nutz hanginmug. A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.
Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!
My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!
My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!
by PreciseTurnip January 19, 2024
Get the Fat cellmug. by Sir_snarffy January 25, 2024
Get the toss the fat aroundmug. 

