Crack a Cold One With the Boys

The act of crackin open a bourbon or a beer with your boys but never ciders cause that makes you a little bitch

Bazza: Oi hun I'm gonna go over to Damo's house to crack a cold one with the boys
Shazza: Yeah alright cock head be back by ten

by thedarkmemelord May 27, 2017

On a scale of one to my penis?

A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.

Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?

by YaImCool November 11, 2010

you had one job

What bad guys say to their henchman when they either fail their task or get distracted.

Chicken Run lady: You had one job, Mr. Tweedy!

by frabrizio July 18, 2018

One Time For The One Time

That one time deed they did for you it’s only right u pay back that one time!

One Time For The One Time I won us the game and this time u gave me the 100

by Clemky August 2, 2019

In one hole and out the other

Giving a blow job through a glory hole whilst taking a shit

The stench was pretty brutal in stall 3 when the snake wizzard was in one hole and out the other. He sucked me dry and dumped his stinky load simultaneously. Febreeze anyone?!

by vangloriousskookum June 8, 2018

is bullshit one word or two?

A sentence I like to use when someone has been stating assfacts.

Just see some of the more 'popular' definitions on this site to see places where this is applicable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Die with my ones' boots on.

(v.) To make one last stand with everything you've got, so that there is no "if" scenarios.

If I'm gonna die, then I'll die with my boots on.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004