zany good news

when listening to gospel during sex gives you the hardest orgasm.

The zany good news prepared the married couple for the week.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

new motorcycle order aka “NMO”

Originally started in 1998 at ProSource motorsports in yorkville Illinois. It consisted of all of the fastest motocross racers in the surrounding Chicagoland area. Anybody who was anybody wore the NMO flag. Its creator, Big daddy Baird passed away in 2021.
In 2023 the NMO flag was resurrected, and is now standing tall back in Yorkville Illinois.
Its new home GP Cyclesports has become the new home for all Motocross,Supercross Enduro, Hare scramble racers to call home.

GP Cycle Sport is home to all of the fastest racers in the Chicagoland area.

We’re part of the new motorcycle order aka “NMO”

by Moto man January 4, 2024

News of the world

A nasty malicious gossip who aims to smear reputations and has nothing better to do than have her / his tongue wag until their lips and eyes drop off. Bothersome. Sad with no life of their own.

News of the World is here. Watch what you say. It be in the local rag before you can fart.

by GabbyJo November 13, 2023

New England Dunkin’ Run

A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.

It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.

by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022

New Relationship Five

When you start a new relationship and gain five pounds from eating out all the time.

Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.

by Dilly Bob Thorton June 15, 2018

Got the new sour ?

A saying that is used to ask someone if they have sucked someones dick.
Because semen tastes very very sour, and it's flavor is called "new sour".

How did your date go? Got the new sour ?

by Judge dredd7 September 10, 2011

New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

by AustNilo July 31, 2019