Mom

She always do the house chores, cock and play with her kids. She will be mad if the house are messy. She's the most perfect person that i've met and she can cock many of delicious food. She will play with or entertain her children if they're bored if her children are sad she will be there to listen she know how people feel and always are there for them she's so sweet a kind. You will be happy forever if you're close with her.

I want a partner like my mom

by Sahiii October 8, 2023

your mom

uhhhhh

your mom is so fat that when she jumps the dinosaurs went instinct.

by your mom is fat #fat mom May 2, 2023

Ur Mom Gay

Hurts the opponent's mental health with raw emotonal damage. Can be reversed with "No u".

A: Fuck you bitch.
B: Ur mom gay
A: *had a stroke and fucking died*

by nowyoucandie February 23, 2022

ur mom

The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.

1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me

by getJasonTodded July 21, 2022

Your mom

OVERATED

I WAS IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT

by Creampie69-420 April 30, 2021

Mom-zoned

A girl saying they're your literal "mother."

Girl: OMG ur literally my son!

Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.

by Rybread118 March 6, 2023

Ur Mom

Ur mom is a phrase used to be funny or comical, people often use it when being sarcastic.

Who wants ice cream? Ur mom.

by someone is here writing things February 9, 2022