monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014

Monkey girl fuck slave

A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.

My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.

by DAX December 25, 2012

Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey

Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Wow! That Henry Louis Gates, Jr. is a Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey!

by Pathomaniac July 31, 2009

ass raping monkey farmer

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.

'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'

by Insignia1986 April 4, 2007

pud pullin' monkey fucker

A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.

Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

test monkey rage mode

An unreal intense fucking motion where your hips are like a semi auto machine gun, while screaming like a monkey put on acid, and at the climax, screaming FATALITY right before you cum.

While during intercourse, Bob got excited and screamed "test monkey rage mode" after that night, Sarah never walked again.

by bigbooty215 May 5, 2015

Spider Monkey Sex Party

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.

Example: Lorenzo's 40th Birthday Party

by Segun A. May 14, 2005