Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.
Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.
Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.
Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.
Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.
Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
by wamboozled October 09, 2014
A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
by D Bokeyno August 14, 2008
My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.
by DAX December 26, 2012
by Pathomaniac July 31, 2009
Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err
A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.
A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.
by Insignia1986 March 30, 2007
A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.
Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.
by kingmarki December 09, 2006
An unreal intense fucking motion where your hips are like a semi auto machine gun, while screaming like a monkey put on acid, and at the climax, screaming FATALITY right before you cum.
While during intercourse, Bob got excited and screamed "test monkey rage mode" after that night, Sarah never walked again.
by bigbooty215 May 04, 2015