Umpi cat

Penis shaped cat for anal sex

Hey do you want my umpi cat to umpiiii

by Mr.cash money March 08, 2019

cat landing

lucky escape. From the phrase 'land like a cat.'

It is a cat landing that you managed to fling off your enemies.

by uttam maharjan September 02, 2010

Cat Crush

Typically done by 40 year old men, the cat crush is a sexual move with a cat. (Normally a house cat, but any type of cat will do) The cat must not be neutered, as you will need the cat to have at least one of their testes.

What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat

Stevie gave his cat a nice Cat Crush, he's one hell of a guy!

by Doctor. D, Dinosaur December 11, 2020

Gassing the cat

When you fart on her pussy. Spooning Gas fart

My girl was the big spoon last night and after all those tacos, I would up gassing the cat.

by Diggin12 March 06, 2020

Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 24, 2022

Bog Cat

1 .A real Swampy Pussy

2. A dude that fearlessly goes down on women with questionable hygiene

1.’My girls pussy gets real wet and pungent, it’s a real Bog Cat”
2.’ My Buddy is a total Bog Cat. He goes down on the dirtiest chicks without a second thought.

by Jeropotato November 13, 2021

Sunday Cat

A lazy carefree person in a peaceful mind frame.

Can also be used as a verb.

Joe: Hey whats up?

Sam: Sunday catting it

Joe: You always were a Sunday Cat.

Thats the way a Sunday Cat rolls.

by Andrew Johnson324523542 October 30, 2007