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Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam
Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!
by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020
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Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025
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Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.
Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!
by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025
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Chum-Farts

Chum-Farts are gassy substances wear you plug your fingers like a rhino through a girl's eyes and butthole and poke so hard that the cum that is seeping out of her turns into straight bile-like-substance.
Damn, She made some good Chum-farts last night.
by J.J WillyNickles May 12, 2022
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Lingery Fart

A person who is typically disliked and unwanted in a group but still hangs around the group (Lingers, much like a smelly fart)
Person 1: Man that guy Bart won't leave our group even though he is a creep and nobody likes him.

Person 2: Sheeit, what a lingery fart
by Enzo_coil December 13, 2021
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fart funewgan

simple phrase said to replace derogatory sayings.
Oh fart funewgan! I locked my keys in my car!
by Honeybee89 January 31, 2010
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fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.
Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.
by RhodeIslandwords November 2, 2017
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