Steph Curry Syndrome

A disease where you're literally on fire, no matter what. When you shoot your shot, it will go in no matter what.

1#: See that dude over there he just pulled up and sunk that three.
2#: That dude is diagnosed with Steph Curry Syndrome.

by itsyaboi2323 March 7, 2021

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Topless Breast Syndrome

The inability of certain individuals to wear a shirt or top in both public and private life. Victims of this unusual condition feel compelled to go topless, and includes both male and female. To date there is no known cure. Sufferers are encouraged to either hide from public scrutiny or cash in on their new found talent...

Wow, look at that chest. She's obviously suffering from topless breast syndrome.

by Kirrock63 October 2, 2009

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Death grip syndrome

Obsessive masturbation causing desensitisation in the penis.

Only known cure is the voodoo clam

Had to hit that voodoo clam last night to cure the death grip syndrome

by Jimmythejunky January 21, 2023

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Captain Kirk Syndrome

Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.

The Captain Kirk Syndrome includes talking like:

There's...

Someone on the wing...

Some...

Thing.

by Kitty Clysm February 9, 2012

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Danielle Cohn Syndrome

A child who is attracted to adults

Opposite of Pedophile,
Where the child is attracted to adults
“OMG I think I have Danielle Cohn Syndrome”

by Shineguysss October 27, 2019

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Wind Turbine Syndrome

Rich people distressing that their view has been ruined.

"Ever since they put the new windmill in, the view from the veranda has just not been the same. I fear I'll have to cancel the wine tasting, lest the ladies come down with Wind Turbine Syndrome."

by dowagerdutchess July 31, 2012

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