Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time

I think i just Fart Shart my self

by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021

Fart Knocker

Someone who farts in a bag then leaves it at your door

DANG IT MOM! The Fart Knockers strike again

by SAMC04 August 31, 2021

Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.

Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!

by Judolizard June 27, 2021

Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.

"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"

by MadLadChan June 28, 2021

fart smash

A fella with a bubbly personality.

The fart smash was picking dandelions and catching butterflies in centerfield.

by Kyle Chan June 28, 2021

Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021

fright fart

A fart that is frightened out of you. To be so frightened that you pass wind.

A fright fart is defined as “He was so frightened that he farted”

by StrangeRaisin July 4, 2021