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The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.
I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.
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Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild
“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”
by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025
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Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast
« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !
by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021
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nut

Past tense of the verb "nut".
by badbitchsicle May 27, 2017
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post nut transcendence

“post-nut transcendence” is “the euphoric higher state of being an individual gains after orgasming”, or “busting a nut
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Softee-nut

When you nut before you get a boner.
Dude, she was so hot, i did a softee-nut when i saw her naked
by ScratchyMcBallsack November 3, 2018
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No nut November

*Does IT in class*
Friend-BRO YOU CAN’T DO THAT ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER
by Jackson prock November 17, 2019
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