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BLIND STORAGE EYES

The same as STORAGE EYES.

A past that is never caught and reviewed.
It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.

How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022
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Ballsac eyes

Permanent dark wrinkly under eye. No eye cream can undo this wrinkly looking ballsac eye on your face.
He’d be cute if he didn’t have ballsac eyes.
by Jessandholly December 3, 2020
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Keep an eye on

You don't have a right to do it and I'm going to murder someone's kids if the people doing it aren't make to pay. I don't have to take no for an answer.
Hym "You don't need to keep an eye on me or anyone else and you aren't doing it for the reason you're saying you're doing it. You're doing explicitly to torment and control me and I don't and am not going to let you do it. I will make no concessions. Or what do you want the warrant be for? I get to pick. I choose child murder. Good choice me. That is the correct one. I'm not changing my mind at your discretion."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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Guatemalan eye patch

When you're getting head and smash one ball into her eye.
I gave Angela a Guatemalan eye patch for her birthday.
by Sangeo951 August 20, 2016
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Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War
"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"
by REB1941 April 24, 2022
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Rum eye

When a person consumes to much rum one eye isn’t open as much as the other
Buddy’s eyes are fucked. He must have rum eyes
by Willioooo November 21, 2019
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Red eyes

When Dani gags so hard her eye blood vessel pops
Dani was being fucked so hard she got red eyes
by anonymous January 17, 2021
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