The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
by misterburns1 August 6, 2008

by R3MYO June 6, 2017

Did you see the way Reagan looked at you when she found out that you were 50% black? She looked like she would have whipped you back in the 19th century. That’s those plantation eyes.
by EboDagoat01 June 3, 2019

Seemingly lifeless and blank eyes, occasionally wide and bugged out, similar to those of a shark often had by people who take a lot of adderall as well as psychotropic drugs
Dude that waitress with the adderall eyes was creepy. That blank stare felt like she was bad-touching my soul.
by GTO_67 March 24, 2021

An eye condition where no matter how hard you try your contact lenses slip out at the worst possible time and place imaginable.
Guy 1: what the hell is that in your steak?
Guy 2: sorry man it contact lense, its these damn hannah eyes
Guy 2: sorry man it contact lense, its these damn hannah eyes
by keskeskeskes September 21, 2021

Hey I’m hungry but can’t go in the store I got the drivethru-eyes
Hey order a pizza I got drivethru-eyes I’m not going anywhere
Hey order a pizza I got drivethru-eyes I’m not going anywhere
by R.Donner February 27, 2024
