Cheese & Jeezy

Basically a jizz game, can be played by 2 or more person. Make a 2 small batch of mac and cheese, but, before you bake it, cum in 1 of the 3 batch. Mark each batch with different coloured marker. After baked, swap your batch with your friend, and let the fun begin.

Jack : "Why is Mark puking on the toilet"
John : "We where playing Cheese & Jeezy and he lose"
Jack : "Oh shit"

by PeterMcPeterson October 24, 2020

dick cheese

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

by girthydog February 1, 2020

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

Chicken Cheese

A type of weed passed on by the top tier rookie kind of smokers

Ever smoke that chicken cheese, because it do be cheesin

by Chicken cheese lover December 23, 2022

Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.

girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!

by jigsaw42 July 20, 2012

cheese

your mum

Person 1:cheese
Person 2( certified chav): omg that's well racist

by the friendly tennis ball November 23, 2021