Noun: a therapeutic act of penetrative intercourse in which the penetrating male assumes a physical position dominant enough to render his partner completely immobile, typically taking the over position in an over/under horizontal configuration ambiguous enough to initially suggest nothing more than an intention to cuddle, but eventually building to a fucking so goddamn hard and so goddamn good for so goddamn long that the penetrated partner – through a process similar to the churning of butter – is broken down into paste, then ash, and finally dust, before being reborn as an all-new, happier, healthier, much less mouthy version of who they had been prior to the dick down. (The shout of "Hallelujah, Jesus!" that traditionally concludes a dick down has led some scholars to suggest a possible link to what is referred to in some circles as "receiving the holy spirit," some going so far as to suggest that they are, in fact, one and the same event, the latter simply reflecting a more polite way to refer to the former in the presence of children.)
"You know what that mouthy little B needs, don't you?"
"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."
"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"
"Yes, mama."
"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.
BOY, I SAID GO!"
"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."
"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"
"Yes, mama."
"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.
BOY, I SAID GO!"
by gwillikrz May 7, 2022
Get the dick downmug. by HerediaT September 7, 2016
Get the smoke down the housemug. A statement characterizing a form of kink, where the speaker has a desire to receive anal sex via a strap on from their romantic partners lover, whilst also performing vaginal sex on their romantic partner, whether via strap on or appendage.
by Cloggeduplikeagarbagechute September 14, 2022
Get the Passing down the old tubular!mug. Jack. A creature observed in nature to be a giant fucking simp who sends money to egirls. The dictionary definition of down bad. Tells people random burds pulled him when he went to the bar. Something which has never been actually observed.
by DEFINEE June 8, 2022
Get the Down badmug. 
The best fucking band to ever exist.
System of a Down is fucking amazing and hearing a song will make you orgasm
System of a Down in politically involved and makes lyrics like “banana boom boom” and it will be very deep
System of a Down is fucking amazing and hearing a song will make you orgasm
System of a Down in politically involved and makes lyrics like “banana boom boom” and it will be very deep
by I-love-cocks! December 28, 2022
Get the System of a Downmug. by quasia November 30, 2011
Get the whopped Downmug.