John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 25, 2024
Get the john moosemug. Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with
John: "Hey Man"
by Owluminati December 1, 2021
Get the Johnmug. The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” The name Harry, on the other hand, is primarily a male name of English origin that means Army Ruler. Originally a diminutive form of Harold or Henry. When combined, the name John Harry stands for a piece of shrimp who's a simp for cars. Just kidding I dunno who you are and only you can define you. I'm guessing that you wanna become a doctor like your mom or dad? I dunno but i know for the fact that you'll be an amazing surgeon.
by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021
Get the John Harrymug. He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.
He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.
He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.
by Hellao September 29, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Killa 678 February 14, 2021
Get the John’s Dictionarymug. by Dkankel June 26, 2022
Get the John Henrymug. by deeplmao September 13, 2018
Get the Steamie Johnsmug.