Life (noun)

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death.There is currently no known cure.

The miracles of baby birth after it is born it has an 100% chance of receiving Life (noun)

by Voltegeist December 10, 2016

My Life

nothing without my friends.

my life is nothing without my two best friends.

by ILOVECND March 22, 2023

life

a particularly retarded thing given to us so we can play Gta 5 and go to school and think about fucking thicc girls with tights leggings

life it can give me chub but also make me wanna hang myself

by i will put you in a noose February 27, 2020

Life

What happens. To split or divide something that was, into something(s) that could be.

"When Life happens"

"Life will come at you fast"

"That's Life"

"Life will come and split your path"

by wreckitreil March 23, 2022

ThooooBJgun LIFE

THEY HATE ON OUR ODDS OF BRUTALITY JUSTICE'S GIVES US NEGATIVE LITTLE infants fucks everybody. THEY HATE ON OUR ODDS OF BRUTALITY JUSTICE'S GIVES US NEW LIFE.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED thoooobjgun life thoooobjgish maclonnbeveli.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by LONNIE BJ March 8, 2021

life

a story where people dont always have happy ever afters, people dont always win but they dont always loose either. life isnt an answer its a question. Nobody knows the answer and few people know the question.

life is nothing and everything at the same time

by needs love January 1, 2021

Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..

He really life alerted that situation.

by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025