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Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
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Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged
Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019
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gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it
Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.
by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016
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FB Eyes

The eyes you make when getting your picture taken and your friend says “show me your fuck me eyes”, but you had been drinking a lot and misheard so you thought they said “show me your Facebook eyes”.
Friend: Show me your “Fuck me eyes
Person in picture: “He said show me your FB eyes…”
by Beexman May 7, 2022
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Ballsac eyes

Permanent dark wrinkly under eye. No eye cream can undo this wrinkly looking ballsac eye on your face.
He’d be cute if he didn’t have ballsac eyes.
by Jessandholly December 3, 2020
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Seeing through the eyes of a child

More so a verb but credited as a noun,

Seeing through the eyes of a child is not only

the ability to remember childhood innocence and the atributes that retain themselves through ones youth into adulthood but, also, the natural (and in some cases) redeemed ability to use them toward ones own adulthood/society and to better understand, represent, and protect children from the dangers of the world that adults grow to understand through time.
Weather it be simple or complex, childhood memory and childhood experience play a key roll in adulthood and is credited in all corners of the world as a fundamental benefactor to societal prosperity.
Children are to not be corrupted by governments, agencies, politics, doctrines, or abuse of any kind.
(Poor parent says to a wealthy parent or viesversa):
Watching my son/daughter share their lunch with the classmate who didnt have much reminded me of when your son/daughter did the same for another child in need,,, they never asked for anything in return.. They treated them as human beings and equals!!

I have seen through the eyes of a child!
Today I will spread the same ideal to my loved ones and ones I do not know..

Seeing through the eyes of a child as defined:
Seeing/Acting Through the eyes of a child:
to see, believe, and act on a particular youthful perspective and to be encompassed by only your knowledge of your own youth compared to the youth witnessed around you and the hope of what you know the youth around you would appreciate as adults in the years to come with the ideal of presperity, honesty, civic duty, and guardianship.
by Thesingularstander August 6, 2020
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Eye sex

When you hold your eye open long enough for the tears to emerge, then fall onto the partners penis, then give them a hand job
Ayo Sabrina lets have some eye sex
by I love Nate’s dick August 15, 2019
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