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Butterfly Flex

A soft, whimsical, psychologically crushing flex performed by a kept woman with a healthcare job who technically works very hard but is also extremely, unmistakably comfortable.

This flex happens when adult money meets middle-school energy.

Typical scenario: she shows up to her nursing job in a luxury SUV that doubles as a mobile spa, clocks out for lunch, and cocoons herself inside wearing a wildly unnecessary $300 coat “because hospitals are cold.” Lunch is eaten in silence. Massage seats on. Heat perfect. World muted. Meanwhile, coworkers are fighting over the microwave and a sad yogurt.

What elevates it to a butterfly flex:
• Luxury used purely for comfort, not status
• Zero bragging, zero posting, zero explanation
• A visible bratty, 12-year-old attitude about it (“I’m comfy 😌”)
Facial expressions so smug and content they might as well have subtitles
• Complains about work while being massaged by a $90k chair

The power of the butterfly flex is that it’s not aggressive. It’s not loud. It’s adorable, unserious, and devastating. The energy is less “boss babe” and more “preteen who just discovered heated seats and is never shutting up about it—internally.
She’s a nurse, wrapped in a $300 coat, eating lunch in her Lincoln Navigator with the massage seats on, making little faces like ‘this is nice’ without saying a word. That’s not showing off—that’s a butterfly flex.”
by CRM-114 December 30, 2025
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shark flexstyle

Dyson airwrap mortal enemy
Dyson: Use The coanda effect!
Shark: We do it for $200 cheaper!
Shark flexstyle on undergrads:
Where's Your Coanda Now?....Smeh
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wild police flee

synonym for wild police chase or evading the man



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April 14: Police Chase

Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.

WOW had it wrong all these years, I thought it was when someone in a motor vehicle didn’t want to get caught so they do not stop and the police chase them.

Me too, but maybe that’s called fleeing. LOL!

I have never heard them say “ He led them on a wild police flee” but you can be correct!
by Classic1979 April 14, 2009
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Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove

1)A half Asian, half White male who doesn't mind doing whatever he wants. Also a Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove uses phrases similar to "Fuck You!", "What are you, stupid?", or "God...damn."

2)Writer of the song "Toby (I'm So Sorry)"
1) Tyler: Yo Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove, you're Asian, right"
Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove: What are you, stupid?

2) Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove- "Toby, I am so sorry. And Jahlani, is sitting next to yoooooooouu."
by Brotha Moses October 11, 2011
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Pulling a Fletcher

Faking an injury in order to not be bested by someone younger and more skilled than you. This is the most shameful way of faking an injury and is practiced routinely by PolySci majors who run Cross-Country.
Ryan: Oh my God I think I broke my ankle!
Cody: Are you sure you're not just "Pulling a Fletcher" so that you don't look bad when you lose the race?
Ryan: Of course not! Look, you can see the bone!
Cody: You don't even sound believable.
by Mr. Drewpeacock January 18, 2012
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firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
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waist of flesh

Something some low life calls a person to make their self look better than that person but usually this "Waist of Flesh" is an amazingly beautiful person who deserves the best.
Low life: Your such a waist of flesh
You: *Thoughts are self harm*
by whydowegettreatedthisway February 19, 2015
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