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Dick Fart

1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.

2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
by Badfarmer December 18, 2020
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Fart Muscle

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles
by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016
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Brain Fart

A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.
Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.

Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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fart

Gas that comes out of your butt.
by FDuck! August 30, 2022
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Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car
Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart
by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023
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Fart marsh

A stench more foul than anything else, like swamp of farts bubbling to get to the top.
Jake Pearson is a nasty fart marsh, always passing gas
by Lilmsh July 11, 2023
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fart

fart means that smell it come from Track its very disgusting
lol this is fart is
by this is fart July 14, 2021
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