A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023
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Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
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Typically resembling a transexual aids case lumberjack. Once fully developed the twaeeker prostitute will often need to up the ante and up the price often including others with or without knowledge and or consent.
Once an addicted prostitute reaches a level of human trafficking there is nothing left of their soul. Creating. Sort of zombie tweeker- the twacker bitch whore.
Typically resembling a transexual aids case lumberjack. Once fully developed the twaeeker prostitute will often need to up the ante and up the price often including others with or without knowledge and or consent.
Once an addicted prostitute reaches a level of human trafficking there is nothing left of their soul. Creating. Sort of zombie tweeker- the twacker bitch whore.
"The twacker bitch whore tried to trick me into going to a party that may have been the end of me. Thank God I found out in time."
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Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!
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Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!
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usually they're stuck up and will gw anyone on the island
usually they're stuck up and will gw anyone on the island
dude 1: bro I got invited to this sick party this weekend you wanna come
dude 2: yea where is it
dude 1: it's in tville
dude 2: oh so we're going to a south shore whore's party
dude 1: ofc im only going bc my friend told me she'll hook up w anyone
dude 2: yea where is it
dude 1: it's in tville
dude 2: oh so we're going to a south shore whore's party
dude 1: ofc im only going bc my friend told me she'll hook up w anyone
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