Friends

A friend is something that you don't have.

Get 👏 some👏 friends 👏

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 25, 2019

Just friends

1. When someone you like says "we are just friends" basically friendzoning you
2. When 2 people who are obviously dating say they are just dating.

Person: Are you two dating?
Person 2+3: Uhhhh no, we are just friends (IN PERFECT UNISON).
Person: Uh ok

by I<3Chickens July 25, 2022

Parent Friend

It is a gender nuteral term for Mom/Dad friend.

They are often the friend in the group who is the most responsible or like a parent. They might check in on the group the most and give advice and stop them from getting in trouble

"Jamie is such a parent friend, their always worrying about us getting in trouble"

by IceTea124 December 3, 2022

Friend

Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.

Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!

by Venus A. December 14, 2020

Friends

The one thing in life that you dont have.

I dont have any friends.

by dumbxdylan January 1, 2023

fake friend

a dumbass prick who was thought to be nice but weren’t 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 mostly horrible and stab u in the back half the time

she’s not nice i think she’s a ‘fake friend’

by tomatosawce🤘🤘🤘 (bibaaaa sksksk October 31, 2019

That one friend

That one friend

That one friend: that one friend
Me: that one friend?
That one friend: that one friend?!

by Thatisonefriend January 27, 2022