Sideways friend

Someone who claims to love you, but actually will always try their hardest to make things difficult, try to make you jealous, try to make you feel less than!
I’m not a sideways friend!

Oh, I’m sorry, girl you know I love you & would never “intentionally” hurt you!
by Phatgirl3374 October 22, 2018
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Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.
girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao
by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017
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Friend Monger

A person who friends every person suggested on Facebook, regardless of knowing them or not. Usually in a desperate attempt to be noticed.
Dude, that cheese ball's got my mom friended - he's a total friend monger!
by Dan Chipolte November 03, 2010
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Fight a friend day

December 2nd is a day where you can go 30 seconds or more with a friend and not get in trouble for it.
Hey, lets go fight. We won’t get in trouble it’s fight a friend day
by ihearttaylorr December 01, 2022
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perk friend

" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.
Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.
by Jayeverell August 23, 2021
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Bad Friend Blago

When you have a friend like a Blago. Which is nagger and always wants you to study because you have exams.
-Hey you free this evening?
-Yeah, wanna go to the club?
-Nah, mate. Go study! You have exams!
-You're such a BFB...
-What's BFB?
-Bad Friend Blago.
by blagozlatev August 22, 2015
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