by paedophile32 December 27, 2023
Get the Cum mug.A rash like irritation that can form on a man's inner leg regions. This irritation formulates due to the man ejaculating semen and allowing it to pool in their inner thigh region, thereby causing irritation as they walk around due to the moist environment and friction.
The irritation or "Cum Rash" clears away after a shower to remove bacteria and adequate drying of the area.
This should not be confused for Semen Allergies.
The irritation or "Cum Rash" clears away after a shower to remove bacteria and adequate drying of the area.
This should not be confused for Semen Allergies.
by PixelDog December 28, 2023
Get the Cum Rash mug.by cum snake December 29, 2023
Get the cum snake mug.A liquid that both men and women create when feeling sexual pleasure. Male cum is a white sticky liquid, and I don’t know what female cum looks like because I’ve never seen it :(
by Crona.png December 31, 2023
Get the Cum mug.When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024
Get the Cum muddler mug.a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
Get the cum jar mug."I crying cummed when I listened to live jet black heart"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"
by MGCs'slut January 3, 2024
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