separate the poo from the farts

tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.

referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"

by shthed October 2, 2025

Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 23, 2025

Fart Army

The name of Ian's "Fanbase" in an old Smosh skit about comedy videos

Ian: SUP FART ARMY!

Nobody: ...

by The.Procrastinator55555 March 18, 2021

Scoot-fart

When you try to scoot and your bumhole turns into a whistle for all to hear. Scooooootttt.

JD tried to get out of his chair quietly. Instead he let a lil scoot-fart to announce his presence in the room.

by hesthly January 7, 2022

Lucky Fart

When you have pipe crack in your toilet, you have to fart on your money before you go to the casino.
Untill you can fart on the money bills those are going to be blessed with extra luck so you can play with them safely
with the wild shark slot machine game. And every time when you hit the free game you have to yell GEBO. Trust me, works every time.

Going to bless this stack with my Lucky Fart, because GEBO is life Gebo is love *farts luckily*

by GEBOO March 2, 2019