THUBJGUN LIFE

The HATE U BRING JUST GAVE US NEGATIVE LITTLE INFANTS FUCKS EVERYBODY. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I invented and made and created thubjgun life. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 13, 2021

life

A constant state of depression followed by imminent death.

"stayin alive, stayin alive a-ha ha ha" - Bee gees
life

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee69 June 14, 2021

Life Rapist

One who fucks up the lives of unsuspecting friends and relatives and then gaslights you into thinking it was all your idea.

Everything was going according to plan, until that life rapist of a cousin of yours came along and put his "two cents" in

by Icantsaywhatkindofdoctor August 18, 2024

Jaws of Life

The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.

"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Life

I'm not going to have one if I don't get that fucking money.

Hym "I'm going to kill a child and them myself. There isn't going to be a life for me to ruin."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Life-washing

When a person shows and manifests a luxurious and well-lived life on social media, that is not necessarily true. Can be used to improve one's social and public image. Associated with "showing off" for the sake of getting awe from its audience. Derived from "sports-washing" and "green-washing".

This person is clearly life-washing, his/her life cannot possibly be this good and easy!

by Strand3n October 10, 2024

Van life

A way to escape people, and enjoy living away from society. Not necessarily in a van, Van Life can be enjoyed out of the boot of a Subaru outback too. Van life requires the liver to forgo the modern creature comforts, reducing life to the important parts: the people and places.

Put simply, it is living for an extended period of time in a car or van in order to camp in nature but remain mobile and a little safer.

Tina just sold her house; she's going full Van Life.

by KZMadsocks October 22, 2024