October 30

Slap your crushes ass

Hey it’s October 30!
You know what that means

by Lolinfgkg October 29, 2021

October 5th

National Nudes Day

Guy: hey it’s October 5th

Girl: oh right *sends nudes*

by Attetkumpo October 5, 2021

October 24

only the best people were born on this day. they also share the same birthday with pewdiepie which makes them a superior gamer.

"my birthday is the october 24th"

"so you're a superior gamer, that's sick dude!"

by a superior gamer October 15, 2019

October 1st

The day a real nigga was born. Specifically ah nigga named Dennis. You kno, the tall one from MoVal. Yea… dat nigga.

That mf dennis was born October 1st

by Ratchetassbitchh November 23, 2021

October 9

October 9th is National girls have to say yes to a boy no matter what day. Boys can also make them do things. This celebration extends to October 10

Boy: Hey wanna make out?

Girl: No eww
Boy: Its october 9th
Girl: Oh okay lets go to the bathroom

by October 9 day October 9, 2022

October 13

Day, when the cutest catboys named ,,Tyler" are born.

G1 ,,Dude look at this guy named Tyler.. how is he so cute?"
G2 ,,Yeah.. he was born on October 13th.. I wish he'd let me f*ck him"

by tamauko February 3, 2022

October 31

National break a light day. Go break all your lights and go trick or treating with no lights.

Today is National break a light day. On October 31 break all the lights in your house.

by pakapoop October 31, 2019