John In Tennessee

When that shit is fuckin trash and you should get off the air ways.

Bobby: Did you hear that garbage on the radio
Brandon: Yea, that was John In Tennessee worthy.

by anonymous November 16, 2021

John Leslie

The kid but not really.

John Leslie let the dogs out.

by runningman124 October 14, 2011

Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.

How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?

by Green Seagull July 10, 2021

John Owen

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.

John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.

by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021

John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.

You’re such a John at fortnite.

by Proteins May 9, 2018

spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.

Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”

by Moose Menace January 25, 2024