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A friend is someone who seems to care about you and love you when in actual fact, friends are really your worst enemy in discuse. Having a best friend is torture. All it is, is fighting and heartbreak along with disloyally and a side dish of betrayal. Choose your friends wisely!
Girl 1- "hey bff what ya doing"
Girl 2-" nothing much bestie. Love ya!!!"
Girl 2 thinks- haha she thinks I love her. Wait until she finds out what's really going on. Let's just say that her boyfriend said I was better in bed than her. Teeheehee!!!
Girl 1 thinks- that bitch. Little does she know I hate her!!!
by Helena-in-lovexoxo June 2, 2019
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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Friends fuck friday

A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex
Person 1: it’s friends fuck Friday tmrw. Who are u fucking?
Person 2: idk maybe Rachel
by Therealsnake123 August 27, 2020
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friends

Something u dont have.
Mom, I need friends!
by Patrick Mahomeless II May 26, 2022
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Friend

Friend :

A person is more than a friend when she/he likes you, laughs with you, understands you , or tries to kill you , and then apologizes for what he did and said that night, while keeping his shit together. Years later , the friend usually grows up and loves you no matter what happens and gives you your space and time to miss her/him a lot and at Christmas you are still friends and neighbors .
It’s from my best friend! Wow he sent me a Christmas card!

I married my best friend from college .
by ChigcagoMan December 25, 2020
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Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.
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Friends

Something you dont have
by ?JUICE BOX? December 15, 2025
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