Mom

Knows all, sees all, and ignores all

Neighbor kid hits me but I have a Mom.

by Meth teacher May 13, 2022

Ur mom

To say anywhere, any place, or anything

Bob: Hey what did yo eat for dinner?
Jim: I had Ur Mom

by yuhitsariana May 13, 2022

Tetos Mom

The specimen who is in loveeeeee with Michael. She loves her back shots especially.

Tetos mom wants to fuck michael.

by Tetos mom May 14, 2022

your mom

someone that a very handsome man named Andy has sex with whenever your mom isn't home

Andy: I did your mom when she wasn't home last night

by OrdinaryAndog May 15, 2022

Ur Mom

Who banged last night

I fucked ‘ur mom’!
Why?
It was awesome

by nofart May 16, 2022

your mom

YOUR MOM IS A MILF AND I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT UNLESS SHE IS DEAD THEN I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN HER GRAVE

your mom

by Im better then you May 16, 2022

Ur mom

Is at my house

Girl: gay
Boy;Hi ur mom

by urmomisalesbian May 18, 2022