The person who is always there for you. A calm and responsible person that you can trust and depend on even when you've hurt them.
by Troykiekie December 09, 2020
This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.
"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!
by MrJuice November 20, 2019
An individual with an incerdibly dirty mind.
by DDroid June 24, 2017
A deluded fan of Everton, still thinking that they are a big club and that their last success was last century, usually has a Welsh accent and think that they are the people’s club, when encounted usually very, very bitter.
by The City Is Red January 20, 2018
by Imam Thurman March 01, 2015
A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 07, 2019