Fat Shmeb

A shmeb who is larger by the stomach area than most others

Jason:”hey look it’s fat shmeb!”
Fat shmeb “what do u want????!!!!”

by Shmebby shmeb October 26, 2019

Fat cock

Oh! And that's the real reason you're not leaving your boyfriend after he cheats.

Hym "It's fat cock. His cock is fat so you're going to let him get away with it. It's the same reason you're letting Kendra get away with molesting the retard. It's the same reason you're letting a bunch of retards steal my shit. It's just fat cock."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

fat fingers friday

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!

ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).

by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

Kamelo's fat ass

Used to describe someones huge anus

"Kamelo's fat ass"

by Kamelowastaken October 9, 2021

fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences

"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day

by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017

fat tire bicycle

Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.

Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.

by The-effin'-man January 26, 2010

Fat Cunt

An individual overloaded with spirits or the psyche of other persons or beings and channeling their own ego to foolish new heights and/or prey such as the victim, the victimised or the oppressed. Fat Cunts with enough heights of fools such as brainwashed, programmed or criminally insane in mind are a danger to society and must be respectfully removed or stopped with as much vulgarity as one's own mind can stomach.

Osbourne: (eyes open)
Freddo: Walkies Osbourne
Osbourne: (rolls over) stick a sword in yuh muddas!
Freddo: ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium ammonium...
Osbourne: SHUT IT FAT CUNT!

by JaffaCanBiscotti April 15, 2023