Pickle Shits

Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.

Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*

by Ferdinando May 19, 2007

Beer shits

One somebody experiences the following morning after he/she has been drinking all night.

The bathroom has been quarantined due to a massive outbreak of the beer shits.

by Clm55 September 7, 2010

Tub of Shit

When employed in figurative circumstances, it characterizes an individual's proclivity towards acting like a piece of shit, wherein the agglomeration of shit is consolidated, and subsequently coalesced into a wash of social faux pas, truculent to the senses and to any relationship. Literally though, it merely describes any variation of a basin, filled with a chunky, effluvious, cleveland steamer.

I know this guy, and when I consider his poor hygene, his flatulence, volatility, and his entirely-too-excessive wanton, I come to terms with the fact that he is a tub of shit.

by drizzake August 3, 2008

shit for brains

George dubya Bush = shit for brains

Dumb? yup! George dubya is shit for brains and about as dumb as they get.

by huw gottarby-kidding September 25, 2005

the shit and the urine

When one is even better than "the shit". One's coolness is all-encompassing, barely leaving any room for anyone else to be cool as well. Introduced by Kanye West in the T.I. song "Swagga Like Us".

As it was coined by Mr. West, it pretty much means you're a pretentious ass-hole if you say it. Plus, it's kind of a lame metaphor.

Example 1:

Kanye "How's it feel to wake up and the shit and the urine?"

Example 2:
"Oh man, Charles Bronson is the shit and the urine!"

by BoredInBrussels May 9, 2009

Peice of shit

A boy named Johnny who is a very horny little boy who needs to grow up.

Johnny is a peice of shit for only caring about sexual needs in relationships

by Youra dil do January 29, 2019

shit milk

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit

"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up you fucking shit milk"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"

by Glenn D July 24, 2008