Mrs. Woodfart

An urban legend never to be repeated

A mildly bipolar beast that feeds off of papers and children

Dude 1: "Bro did you hear the tale of Mrs. Woodfart"

Dude 2: "huh no"

Dude 1: "If you ask for an extra paper she'll make you into a stew"

by Hatersgonnahateheartxoxo January 13, 2024

Mr. Breast

A derogatory term for that one guy that everyone on the internet loved, but now everyone hates with a passion.

Guy 1: "Hey did the hear about the new Mr. Breast allegations?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I really couldn't care less."
Guy 1: "Fair. Wanna go make out while browsing Urban Dictionary?"
Guy 2: "hell yeah"

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

Mr Linnane

Mr Linnane is that teacher with the big head, the biggest head in the school, in fact, the biggest head in the world. He always disappears during lessons, but if you watch where he goes, he will run around in the street barging in with his head shouting at people with bits of spit coming out “MY HEAD IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS”

Wow, look at that guys head, he has a mr linnane

by SENIR MAN GUYY October 2, 2020

Mr Malo

Mr Malo(Also known as Emjejac)
Some Hispanic 15 yr old guy who makes random gaming videos (even though hes not that good at them)
And that guy

Me: Hey do you watch Mr Malo?
Friend: Mr Malo? Who is that?
Me: you don’t know who mr malo is 🤦 ♂️
He’s literally the best youtuber ever Ora Ora

Mr malo: that guy

by Juggabuns April 2, 2022

Mr Wills

Mr Wills (also known as Michael wills) is a cheeky deputy head who has large wood and fat gyatt. He is so handsome and when all the girls see him they faint.

Run Mr wills is coming!

by Powerfulqueefs February 18, 2024

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

Mr Beterson

A Minecraft axe pillager with the name of "Mr Beterson". Founded by a peculiar discord user. There is propaganda about so called "Mr Beterson" posted commonly in the general chat where this certain discord user resides in. This propaganda is mostly just "Beterson" appearing in other medias or just about the pillager itself. Although its importance is mediocre, it could appeal as annoying to various individuals who aren't in the mood of listening to someone glorifying a Minecraft npc.

"YOU MUST AVOID ENEMIES, FIND SECRETS, AND AVOID MR BETERSON"
"Ohmygod bro this pillager is everywhere, can you please stop talking about it?"

by GeraldGeromeTheGnome November 11, 2023