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Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019
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Joe mama

U IDIOT!!! WAT DA DOG DOIN
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Joe mama

Coffins officiall side hoe
Damn I really be with Joe mama
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Joe

by juscallmeDAWG December 6, 2019
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Joe Biden

One of the worst presidents the Manosphere has ever had that served from 2008-2012. He was a useless liberal who was against free speech and incels. He was born in 1989 so he's 36 years old.
Remember Joe Biden? Yeah, he was a failure.
by catsand07 August 28, 2025
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nicky joe

Nicky Joe is a sweetheart kind of a guy. If you find one be sure to keep that soul because their heart is gold, Solid gold. He is a very understanding guy yet overreact quickly when you hurt people closer to him. One of the most caring soul(s) in the world. He has a fascinating character yet distant. Makes everyone happy. His smile is lethal. He will always be down for you any place anywhere anytime as much as you need him. One of the best creature you will never have a dull moment when you around him. All girls want him but he is focused on one girl. If you take away his alone time he will cut you off. Have a big heart, everyone enjoys his company. Loves laughing. Sometimes have boastful characters.
Girl 1: hey, did you see the new guy who joined the soccer team

Girl2: I'm not blind. Omg it's Nicky Joe!! He is so hot. I wish he could only look at me I swear I will melt
by shawdiie March 4, 2019
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Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.
I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.
by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024
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