Mussel Party

A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.

Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.

by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013

Party Scholar

A College Student, Post Grad or anyone devoting themselves to higher education who both kills their academic work in addition to getting "John Daly Drunk" at least 3 times a week. Such human beings have a higher sense of satisfaction with life, are more desired by the opposite sex and generally just win at life.

John woke up absolutely shit-housed for his advanced chem test and still got the second highest score. That kid is a genuine party scholar

by PrinceHarry11 August 4, 2013

Party Gay

A non-heterosexual or non-cis gendered individual that's the life and cause of the party

Oy mate, it's 10 bong, we should head home.

Nah, the Party Gay just got here, things just got interesting

by rbbrbndsnaps August 26, 2013

Party Buffalo

The ugly friend of that hot girl you are trying to hit on at the party. She inevitably cock blocks you.

What happened dude? I thought you were gonna get some.
Her party buffalo of a friend cut in.

by J Dunks September 2, 2013

Salad Party

Where one uses salad items to insert in to a girl or mans hole. Examples include courgettes, radishes, cucumbers or ultimately butternut squash.

Hey Leanne fancy a salad party tonight? After all it is your birthday

by Salad party Jew boy September 7, 2013

party legend

A person who likes to drink cider with their mates and doesn't really have any inhibitions. Party legend's are usually extroverted and enjoy chanting, particularly about male/ female genitalia.

I arrived at the pub and and the girls were sinking pints and chanting "coke on my cunt, coke on my cunt". Biggest party legends I know.

by Prince Ali Sidebottom October 13, 2013

portable party

one that can be called upon to arrive at potentially dull party events when numbers and moral are low, bringing large groups of partying types to liven up and save not only the party but the reputation of the host.

-hey gazza this party is sucking bro! anything we can do to liven up the night?
-yeah mate im all over it. il give my mate steve a call. that man's a portable party! he'l bring a truck load of people with him.
-right on!!

by dr greasy March 8, 2012